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Make
your children
your children
 the best version of yourself

Making pregnancy easier is what we're all about, our DNA.
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our achievements

Alexia
Levana
Leith
Margaux
Lissandre

Our Values

Ecology

99% biodegradable Babies (if it does not suit you it will be recycled)
eats little - sleeps - produces fertilizer

positivity

As much fun as mechanically making a child: total customization
simple - fast - fun guaranteed - NO PAIN

egality

No matter your age, gender, fertility levels, sexual orientation (etc.), ChildExpress gives you the opportunity to create your own child.

Innovation

Ultra-skilled professionals and precision DNA analysis
perfect health - fit for tomorrow's world

our solution

giving birth

  • 9 month wait
  • Painful
  • Uncertainty
  • Risk of illness
  • Altered body
  • Old-school

Adopt

  • Long
  • Complicated
  • Uncertainty
  • No resemblance

"Childexpresser"

  • Record delivery
  • Painless
  • Full customization
  • Autonomy of creation
  • Genetic success
  • On top of the trends

our offers

childpremium

$$$
$$

child standard

$$$

recondite child

$$

landing.occas

$

too good to go unsold

FREE

Child Community

99,9%

of our satisfied customers!

  • Thierry

    (Premium)

    2 days ago

    Thanks to E-gène for this quick, efficient and painless delivery. Our little munchkin is doing great and the silent mode is a real plus!

  • Vero

    (Premium)

    1 week ago

    Very satisfied with my purchase, received within 5 minutes after ordering, I recommend supersonic stork delivery!

  • David

    (Premium)

    5 hours ago

    Still the best on the market, this is my 5th child from Child Express and they still find a way to surprise me!